During a girl’s night out,

A woman brings her pet bird, Dick,

Who is a sexually frustrated man in a bird suit.

Rockin’ Robin pimps out birds to flocks of other kinds of birds.

This is a day in the life of a bird pimp.

A group of revolutionary activists

Are running out of effective ideas,

When a gigolo comes in and suggests

a new slogan and tactic:

White Wives Matter!